Survey-What color is your cat?

Well that's the world's biggest mooch if I ever heard of one. Think about it. Here these cats that have been getting us to give them food, water and shelter for thousands of years, and they don't even work. All they do is lay around, being all cat and stuff. They're like babies. Also little mooches, but without the entertainment. You gotta clean cat's litter box or they'll lay into you. I tried to not feed my cat one day, and it got so cat it knocked over my plant. Then it was all strutting around like, "see, you're my pet. you clean up after me." Needless to say, I feed it when it asks or even before sometimes now.